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澳洲一位16歲少女 Madelaine Zammit 把她臉書的使用經驗，寫成一首「臉書之歌」，以快嘴狂酸諷刺各種怪異的臉書現象，包括總是有陌生人加好友、無聊人的自怨自艾留言等，中肯程度讓網友嘆說「這就是我的心聲」。

  

Madelaine Zammit 居住在南澳阿德萊德(Adelaide)，本身也是臉書的重度使用者，然而她在歌詞中唱到，上線的理由只是為了看看當天發生甚麼事，但其他朋友卻只想要聊天；她還說好友名單中總有些不想認識的人，「但在刪除之後，又陷入他們重複邀請的循環」，其中甚至包括40歲的怪叔叔。 

此外，在臉書上「討拍拍」的女孩也相當令 Zammit 反感，她唱到：「閉嘴！醜八怪，別人甚麼都不會給你，如果真的想要一個男人，最好趕快出門，別再待在家裡上臉書！」

Madelaine Zammit 靠著「臉書之歌」在YouTube上迅速竄紅，現在除了有近萬人的粉絲團，澳洲電視台也邀請她上節目現場表演。Madelaine Zammit 希望未來能夠擁有自己的舞台，讓更多人認識她的音樂創作。


附上歌詞外加 Google 的兩光翻譯：
The only reason that I'm logging on is to see what's going on but then there's people that just talk away and leave me wondering what to say.
When all I really wanna do is leave it at that but they continue to chat.
I get distracted then go scrolling up and down the feed
Then notice all the people that I really wished I didn't have to meet
So I delete them, but they add me again
It's a continuous cycle, you can't get rid of them..

And you want to talk to someone new
You see that someone's added you
Click in and see no mutual friends
But it's okay
It just depends so I go take a look, go
Then I see, just another 40 year old man trying to add me
I'll say no..
Cuddles anyone?
Why does no one like me?
I wish I had a guy who could give me cuddles but instead right now I wanna die.
Shutup bitch we don't give a shit

No wonder nobody likes you..
If you wanted a guy then maybe go out and try instead of telling fb, what we can already see from your pictures, caus you're so damn ugly
Na, I don't wanna be judgmental towards people that I don't know
I'm sure you're nice, but your status's got to go
You'd think that's pretty desperate, but there are even worse to  like people writing status just for the attention saying;'Like this, and I'll rate you'

But you give it a go, then they rate you real low leave you wondering why, so I delete their reply but then they post it again, I don't want that on there so I just delete them

And then you get them guys who think that they are really buff and upload heaps of pictures of them flexing, think they're acing tough the ones obsessed with the gym, who post it everyday thinking we actually care, but there is no frigging way don't think I actually care about the diet that you're on..

I don't like skinny guys with little muscle who think they're strong..
And the girls, that post pictures of themselves
There's nothing wrong with that, but you can tell when they want the attention posting photos of them wearing nothing but their extensions

Then there's status people write thinking that they're inspirational
Only reason that they're getting likes is caus of their face and all
And the girls that have a cry, about everysingle guy
I don't think they'd really care, let alone notice your status is there anoying people that poke you, just to get lots on their sidebar those people take it too far so if you think of poking me, don't think you'll get one back as soon as I see that, I'm gonna remove that

And then you get those people, who don't have pictures of themselves guys have picture of a car, and girls just comment on everyone else
In the past I've learnt, and I now know if I don't like someone to let them go chances are if you delete them, they'll add you again
Thank God I now know, that I can just block them.
 
唯一的原因，我登錄是看發生了什麼事情，但隨後出現的人瞎談，我不知該說些什麼。 
當我真正想要做的是離開那，但他們繼續聊天。 
我走神，然後去滾動向上和向下
然後注意到所有的人，是我真的不想見的
所以我刪除，但他們又加我 
這是一個不斷的循環，你無法擺脫他們 ... 

而你想與某些新人聊聊
你看到某人加入你
按一下，看看沒有共同的朋友 
但沒關係 
這只是取決於我去看一看，走了
然後，我看到的，只是一個 40歲的男子試圖加我 
我說不 .. 
擁抱的人？ 
為什麼沒有人喜歡我？ 
我希望我有一個人誰可以給我擁抱，而是現在我想死。 
Shutup母狗我們連狗屎都不給

難怪沒有人喜歡你.. 
如果你想要一個傢伙，那麼也許嘗試走出去，而不是告訴 FB，我們已經可以看到您的照片，喧囂的你是如此該死的醜陋 
吶，我不希望判斷我不知道的人
我敢肯定你是不錯，但你的地位的得去 
你會認為這是很絕望的，但也有更糟糕的人喜歡寫作狀態只為關注說，“像這樣，我將評價你” 

但是你給它一個去，那麼他們真正的低利率你離開你想知道為什麼，所以我刪除其答复，但隨後他們發布了一遍，我不希望出現這種情況的存在，所以我只是刪除 

然後你讓他們球員誰認為他們是真正的buff堆和上傳的圖片，其中彎曲，認為他們 acing強硬的痴迷與健身房，誰是日常思維後，我們真正關心，但沒有該死的方法不要以為我其實關心的飲食，你就... 

我不喜歡瘦的小傢伙的肌肉誰認為他們是強大的.. 
而女孩，自己的張貼圖片 
沒有什麼不妥，但可以告訴你，當他們要注意張貼照片，他們穿什麼，但他們的擴展 

然後有身份的人寫的思想，他們是鼓舞人心 
唯一的原因，他們越來越喜歡的是喧囂的臉和所有 
和女孩具有了一聲，大約 everysingle傢伙 
我不認為他們會真正關心，更遑論通知您的狀態是有anoying人說捅你，只是為了讓大量的人在他們的邊欄把它太遠所以如果你想戳我，不要以為你會得到一回，只要我看到，我要去移除 

然後你的人，誰沒有自己球員的照片有圖片的車，女孩只是其他人評論 
在過去，我已經學會了，我現在知道如果我不喜歡的人，讓他們去機會，如果你刪除他們，他們將再次加你 
感謝上帝，我現在知道，我可以阻止他們。